Madison Lee

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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

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only 7 people in the world have these type of eyes and this skin tone <3
this is beautiful.


crying because my eyes are poop coloured


only 7 people in the world have these type of eyes and this skin tone <3

this is beautiful.

crying because my eyes are poop coloured

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kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

tubesock:

eggwitch:

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

the US government is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people

but look at the cute doggie! :)

tubesock:

eggwitch:

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

the US government is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people

but look at the cute doggie! :)

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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