Madison Lee
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

madeleineishere:

quick lil comic

(Source: slippinbeauty)

kushandcake:

looks like the tables have turned

kushandcake:

looks like the tables have turned

(Source: enchilacla)

maahammy:

the back of the hand doesnt really get v dark with mehndi like ive had it on for 5 hours before washing it off but the palm gets really dark. and tomorrow itll all be a lil darker than this bc overnight it kinda seeps in more or something idek

(Source: karelis3)

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin)

proctalgia:

I’m at a shiba inu party
I’m at a shiba inu party
I’m literally at a shiba inu party
there are so many shiba inu’s

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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