how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na
only 7 people in the world have these type of eyes and this skin tone <3
this is beautiful.
crying because my eyes are poop coloured
Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
my favorite tweet of all time
the US government is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people
but look at the cute doggie! :)
in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid